'The Office: Subtle Sexuality' Music Video Is Here

The Office crew proves they still have their web series juice with their latest online offshoot Subtle Sexuality, which first popped up two weeks ago before premiering October 29. Now the entire three-episode web series is now online including the finale (above), a tribute video “Male Prima Donna” about Kelly Kapoor’s on-again/off-againg boyfriend Ryan. And with musicals so hot right now, it’s not exactly a shocker that they went that route.

Also up now is a fully loaded site around the all-girl pop group formed by Kelley (Mindy Kaling) and Erin (Ellie Kemper). The band satisfies at least two of nutcase Kelly’s obsessions—pop celebrities and Ryan (B.J. Novak). And Andy (Ed Helms) gets to rock some more of his Cornell acapella skills.

And just like any good web series music video—The Guild’s megapop “Do You Wanna Date My Avatar” and Sparhüsen’s “Apples & Fish”—you can actually buy the video and track on iTunes. That part may be real but I think the tour dates

might be suspect. Though if someone has bootlegs from the Finn McCool’s Open Mic in Scranton last night, please send it over.

You don’t return my texts
You say my phone don’t get no texts
Whatcha you got, A-D-D?
Add it up, don’t equal you and me
Like Shakespeare said, “To be or not to be”
Sometimes you’re Romeo with me.
But if you ever leave me again,
I’ll down a bottle of baby asprin.
I swear! I’ll do it!

(CHORUS)
You’re a male prima donna
But I can’t help but want ‘cha
I’m an independent diva
But I still kinda need ya
Together we’re apart
It’s tearing up my heart
I’m in hell and nirvana
’cause you’re my male Prima Donna

Just for you fine Tubefilter readers, we have the limited edition Subtle Sexuality “World Tour” T-Shirt and CD to give away (see photo). Sure, it’s not the best thing we’ve given away but it’s also not the worst.

Here’s how it works: Just like the autographed Wes Craven DVD box set we gave away for the Fear Clinic launch, which went to @HorrorQueen13, we’re going to take all the names of people who tweet a link to this story on Twitter by Sunday night at 11:59 PM and put them in a random drawing hosted by Random.org. Winners will be announced on site next week.

Photo credit: NBC Universal/Chris Hasting.