Archive for 2008:

Texting for Love in All the Wrong Places

SuperNews (Tilzy Page) the animated satirical series from Current that exposes the absurdity, hypocrisy, and hilarity of the latest political and pop culture events, hits the nail on the head with this deferential description of the text messaging conventions that have befallen the best of us. 


It’s notable that Current has seen recent success with a rather broad swath of programming, but a focus on thoughtful, politically or culturally focused content with unique perspectives has certainly paid off…even when it’s about topics as seemingly inane as text-messages.  And they do it way better than HungryMan.


Help TV-Week Objectify Males

Daisy Whitney, whose New Media Minute covers hot topics in…new media, has decided that some equal opportunity is in order.  She’s calling on new media junkies to vote for the hottest male web-host.  Good publicity stunt?  This might just drive some traffic.




Daisy’s show is one of a few covering new media news.  Shelley Palmer offers a similar service with his video version of MediaBytes.  Frankly, I prefer text to talking heads when it’s about the latest movers and shakers in the world online video, but these types of shows can offer a welcome, passive respite from an active hunt for industry news. 



Best of luck to the hottest male web-host contenders.

Review of Take Me Back

You got to hand it to the Canadians. Along with expressing incredible agility in the logging industry, when they say they’re going to do something, they do it. Or at least that’s the case with Montreal natives Joe Baron and Seth Mendelson, who were tired of hearing fellow wannabe filmmakers go on about how they were going to make a movie, but never actually put anything on film.

It sounds overly simplistic, but “the idea of making something” was what inspired the co-directors/co-writers/co-editors to co-create the bizarre, funny, ambitious, super cool new series Take Me Back.

The show works off a continuing storyline, so you should watch the episodes in order, or you’ll have no idea what the hell is going on.  I.e. in the first installment, endearing Al (played by Seth) is a talented repairsmith who’s far more adept at fixing things than he is at social interaction.  After an awkward encounter with a chick on crutches, he’s tasered by a man in a Venetian mask and shoved, unconscious, into the back of his own car and taken captive.  If you miss that, it’s difficult to figure out that the man in the mask is an Al doppelgänger, who usurps the life of his prisoner. 

In a phone interview, Seth said that if he could name any true influence for himself, it’d be Woody Allen.  But, he admits that he’s probably the only one who sees a little bit of Woody in Take Me Back.  Read On…

A Big Fat Institute Behind 'You Suck at Photoshop'

I knew it wasn’t Dane Cook. He’s soooooo not funny. David Cross was a decent guess, but he’s way too busy thinking of new ways to propagate joy and mirth or defending terrible career choices. So who the hell is this Donnie Hoyle? Who’s the sensitive depressive in a floundering relationship with mad image-altering skillz, at the stylus of a 10-part MyDamnChannel series that reminds us all how much You Suck at Photoshop?

A Big Fat Institute. Or more specifically, Covington, Kentucky’s Troy Hitch and Matt Bledsoe. Josh Quittner of Time has the full story on how the pair left the ad industry to set up their own shop of “advanced interactive experiences,” fell in love with MyDamnChannel CEO, Rob Barnett, and went onto create the best technical how-to on the web.

Surprisingly, on the eve of being outed, and despite having a cult hit on their hands, Hitch and Bledsoe have decided to put You Suck at Photoshop on hiatus, at least for now. The declining emotional mess that is Donnie has gone into hiding, but as one geek-centric satire draws to a close, another just starts to level up.

RPG-addict, friend, and fellow-guild member Sn4tchbuckl3r is so distraught and disturbed by Donnie’s disappearance that he enters Peopleburg, a 12-step program for online gamers…that’s also an online game.

That contradictory premise is the funniest thing so far about Sn4tchbuckl3r’s Second Chance (aside from him being called Sn-fourtch by another gamer that doesn’t speak l33t), but I have high hopes for the series. If anyone who’s not Felicia Day can make gamer culture, key commands and avatars interesting, it’s definitely these guys.

The Real 'Decision 2008': Veronica's Replacement

As you may know, Veronica Belmont, the now former host of Mahalo Daily  recently left for greener and Kevin Rosier pastures: Revision3‘s Tekzilla.  This left Mahalo chief Jason Calacanis in search of a new technically-inclined cutie to assume the Daily duties.

Well, Monday marks the beginning of the final round of Mahalo VLOGIdol which means you have all weekend to study up on the finalists and become an educated voter.

The exact number of hopefuls that showed up at the Santa Monica auditions is about as vague as the exact number of people who actually watch Mahalo Daily.  According to various Mahalo sources, somewhere between “dozens” and “50 million” ladies turned out in hopes of filling Veronica’s shoes.

After several rounds of auditions last weekend, the ‘celebrity’ judges have whittled down the field to twelve finalists who have been spending the past week producing their own Mahalo Daily segments.

There’s good news and bad news about the twelve.  First, the good.  These are twelve very impressive candidates, many of whom have experience hosting on TV.  This portends good things for the future of web video; apparently it holds enough allure to entice people to leave their gigs at obscure cable channels in favor of the small small screen.  

And now, the bad: none of them are Veronica Belmont.  I watched all of the finalists’ videos and could not find one to root for.  Many are too Hollywood, a few a too geeky, and none were gifted with that certain vloggy je ne sais quios that Veronica had in spades.

I look forward to watching, though.  And maybe as we get to see the candidates in context, a favorite will emerge.  (And hopefully a scandal, too!)

James Franco Teaches Acting

Access is the best thing about online video. Negligible distribution costs and unbelievably low-priced production are changing the media landscape. Scaling the Everests that are major motion picture studios is no longer necessary to produce quality programming seen by millions.  It only takes a camera, a computer, a YouTube account, mad skills, and a little je ne sais quoi to gain notoriety.  Hollywood stardom isn’t the only ticket to success in the media industry.

And that brings me to the second best thing about online video: the Hollywood stars. Theatrical releases, a television schedule limited to the 24-hours in a day, and whimsical DVD extras are no longer the only venues for their talents. A lot of Hollywood’s hippest use the web as a creative outlet to mess around. Funny or Die’s Judd Apatow says it’s like a treehouse. I’ll just call it awesome.

Will Ferrell has his Landlord, Jerry O’Connell has his Tom Cruise, Derek Waters has his Drunk History, Michael Showwalter has his Showwalter, and (insert your fave celebrity’s online vids here). The latest member to the club is James Franco.

Soaked in self-deprecating cool, James gets Stella Adler on little brother Davey and shows us how he’s a master of his craft.

Car Banging Kids in the Hall

 In my early 90’s youth, I was a way harder The State fan than Kids in the Hall. I wanna dip my balls in it seemed sooooooo much funnier than cross-dressing Canadians. But with age comes acceptance, and now I’m all about those freakishly womenish men. Absence also makes the heart grow fonder. A lot of The State’s troupe has been reincarnated a couple times – Stella, Reno911 – but the only decent Kids fix we’ve had since Brain Candy has been Dave Foley’s painful Celebrity Poker commentary.

That’s partly why I’m loving Car Bangers. Released by new media studio 60frames, it’s the first taped sketch in over six years involving all five of the original Kids in the Hall. It’s great to see Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, and Scott together on-screen again with fresh material.  The other reason I’m loving it is that Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, and Scott are hysterical. The NSFW autoerotica below is what happens when the seasoned veterans of short-form take their craft to the web with some semblance of a budget.

It’s too bad this is only marketing material for their Live as We’ll Ever Be national tour. It’d be sweet to see the crew produce web content on somewhat of a consistent basis.

Oh, The State also got together for a reunion performance at Upright Citizen’s Brigade in LA. It’s funny, but only a little. I can certainly appreciate this piece of improv and I’m sure if I were in the audience I would’ve been all ROFL, but like a lot of taped performances on UCB’s video library, it feels like you had to be there.

The West Side: A Neo-Western for the Web

Combining rough, stark urban locations and Wild West themes and characters, The West Side dreamily evokes a black and white netherworld with one foot in the familiar and one foot in the never-been-seen.

 As “written, produced, directed, shot, edited, and designed by” former MTV-ers Ryan Bilsborrow-Koo and Zachary Lieberman (who claim they did even more work than that), the planned twelve-part series possesses a unique if overwrought look, freely borrowing from the films of Sergio Leone in tough guy melodrama while going old school with beautiful B&W photography, all on a miniscule budget.

The West Side exemplifies true independent filmmaking in creating art from virtually no money, something the site’s blog makes even more noteworthy in providing a terrific account of these underdog filmmakers’ technical trials and practical tribulations. For that, it’s worth rooting for, but actually viewing it is another matter. Because this is one slooooooooow series, drawing out like taffy what would typically be a fairly compact story. 

###As of April 2008 there have been three episodes containing the following action: a stranger with gun ready at hip, Qasim (Damian Washington), finds a drink at a local bar. He buys a bottle with a diamond, then watches as the honest barkeep (Ronnie Giles) is intimidated into giving over his money for “protection” by a goon (Omar Gonzalez).

Qasim, ever the good guy, shoots the goon in the back; two sympathetic gunslingers offer to hide the body, while one of them, Idris (Nicholas Job), suggests Qasim and he team up to rid the town of the organized crime lord, Magner (Lionel Pina). Meanwhile, the barkeep is picked up by Magner and forced into confessing Idris’ involvement.  (Hmmm…that may read like a lot, but trust me, it isn’t.)


Simple and straightforward, but what exists so far of The West Side unfolds over approximately twenty-one collective minutes, an absolute lifetime in the world of film, even when it’s episodic. The idea is to emphasize atmosphere and mood with lengthy, artfully composed shots of urban wastelands, tersely worded deadpan conversations accented with well-placed pauses, and an overall languorous pace. 

Aside from the guns and the outlaw scarves the desolate locations are our only visual clues to The West Side’s Westerness, and Bilsborrow-Koo and Lieberman try to find the appropriate generic “feel” to match their environments. But this is at the expense of narrative thrust, not so much because it takes so long to get to point A to point B, but because the story’s conventionality makes one wait ages only to arrive at an obvious destination.

It may ultimately take the completion of the series to find out whether The West Side develops into something wholly original, but a quarter of the way through it’s just good-looking pastiche without that extra enticement that can make a neo-Western something special.

Pop17 Asks What to Watch on the Web

We always have fun with Sarah Meyers.  The micro-celebrity who got her big break crashing a TechCrunch party, and who has since become a star lifecaster, web producer and host of Pop17 always entices us with intriguing conversations and appearances on her various shows.  Last week, we sat down to talk about some good webshows and the future of internet-TV.  Check it out…



I ‘m consistently impressed with the evolution of Pop17 and Sarah’s personal brand.   She’s a natural on-screen talent supported by the same top-notch production that’s served Pop17’s sister show, Rocketboom. 

Thanks to the editor that made us sound good.

Read On…

Green Tips for Real People

If you ask me, the culture of eco-friendly consumption has become a bit tainted with products and services that capitalize on the sexiness of the industry without offering much practicality.  Don’t get me wrong, electric underwater cars are fun, but what about me, man?  What can I do?


Green-hued internet brands seem to focus mainly on the hottest trends in this new eco industry.  But there’s an alternative.  Enter The Green House, just launched today.



Eric Rochow, who earned the moniker "male Martha Stuart" from hosting his country-life and gardening show, Gardenfork, recently added another show to the lineup.  Reel World Green, the down-to-earth no-nonsense, green tips for real people is the perfect addition to Eric’s fledgling eco-friendly-green-media empire.




To keep his brand cohesive, gather all his shows and community under a single roof, and create the interactive experience that makes internet-TV what it is, Eric teamed up with ForYourImagination.  I have to say, The Green House really brings FYI’s value to light.  They’ve taken Eric’s raw talent and built a compelling brand with a narrow niche ripe for product integration. 



I was privileged to discuss the launch with Eric earlier today:


Congrats to Eric and FYI for a new site well done!

More Drinking, Drawing, and Dan Meth

I received angry e-mails after writing about Dan Meth’s alcohol-fueled, animation extravaganza last February. Lots of readers were pissed off that I didn’t let them know about the Drinking and Drawing event ahead of time. They should’ve been. It was pre-tay awesome.

Mixing it up with man behind the Meth Minute and other well-known animators, contributing my own amateur frames to the final project, and beer makes for a good night out in New York. And Boston, too. I wasn’t at this one, but fans of both drinking and drawing recently met up in Beantown to replicate the NYC experience:

Well recovered from their hangovers, the good people at Channel Frederator are going for another round in New York City tomorrow night. Info below.  Don’t say I didn’t tell ya.  Bonus: there will be bunnies.

Drinking & Drawing
Wednesday, April 23rd, 8pm.
M1-5 Bar/Cocktails
bet. B’way & Church


Earth Day in the City

“I have a smaller carbon footprint than you.” If children of eco-savvy parents aren’t throwing that phrase into the mix of “My dad can beat up your dad!” elementary school insults, they’ll start soon. Since Al Gore started showing his slides on the climate crisis, America’s become more cognizant of its emissions and publicized ways they can be offset and reduced. Playful carbon competitions are sure to ensue.

Or I could start the trend. Call me a little schoolboy, but I have a smaller carbon footprint than you. It’s because I live in the greenest city in America, AKA New York. This densely packed urban community consumes “gasoline at a rate that the country as a whole hasn’t matched since the mid-1920’s” and, if granted statehood, would rank 51st in per-capita energy use (we’ll just forget about the city’s waste management woes for the time being).

But, living in the eco-friendliest metropolis doesn’t necessarily make someone the greenest, and if there’s one annoying thing about environmentalism, it’s that you can always do more.

Aside from drinking from the tap, here are a couple tips on this Earth Day for hardcore urbanites who feel like they’re walking in the environmental equivalents of Kenny George kicks and want to step into something more sustainable.

Ryan is Hungry – Apartment Composting 101

Vermin + composting = something expectedly gross sounding, but if done right, vermicomposting yields great fertilizer for those trees you just planted. No backyard for a huge compost pile? No problem. If done right, a plastic bin full of refuse and refuse-eating worms isn’t supposed to make your apartment smell like the sum of its parts. Ryan is Hungry’s Ryanne Hodson and Freshtopia’s Barb Finn show you how it’s done.

###Sprig – Vegan Moby

 

When not licensing entire albums for television commercials of international corporations who most likely engage in questionable environmental activities, Moby is making the world a better place by not eating meat or dairy. It’s the most inconvenient of truths, but he’s right – going vegan might be the best thing you can do for Mother Nature.

I’m soft-core. For now, I’m sticking to old fashioned recycling and trying to eat local animal products.

Anyway, isn’t part of being eco-conscious figuring out ways to incorporate green things into your normal lifestyle? In that vein, I might make a weekend project out of building a green roof. It’s getting sunny in New York and laying out on top of my apt. on a bed of grass would beat that black tar.