New Season of 'Easy Bake' Fresh Out of the Oven

If you’re a fan of the web show Easy Bake Lovin’ you’ll know that Piper has been on hiatus for awhile now. Actually, to clarify, she’s been in therapy. Thankfully, for your recipe book and your wayward heart, she’s back in action with a snazzy new web site, and a full new season.

If you’re a newcomer to Piper’s kitchen, you’re in for a comically delightful treat. Piper, portrayed by Rebecca Ann Johnson, is cookin’ for one, when she longs to cook for a man who could bear her loins some fruit. Deliciously girlie, while at the same time pathetically seductive, Piper is constantly concocting some new recipe hoping to cook her way into any man’s heart who will listen. Think Crying While Eating with more meat.

The new season promises to get even juicer. Creator Annie Mebane

has hinted Piper may actually get to hear wedding bells this season; but the marriage will be far from traditional, as Piper may have to learn how to share her dearly beloved. Mebane calls Easy Bake “a Rachel Ray meets Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction seen through a fun house mirror.”

Piper will be updating fans with some kind of treat every Tuesday, while a new episode will typically center around holiday traditions each month. Also, this season, Piper will be answering fan mail. So if you’ve got a crush on a single lady who knows the way to a man’s heart you could always drop her a line.

[Disclosure: Annie Mebane is also a contributor to Tubefilter News.]