The last Epic Rap Battle of History the internet laid witness to debuted back in December 2013 and pitted Ebenezer Scrooge against Donald Trump. The next Epic Rap Battle of History the internet will lay witness to won’t be released until May 2014, but it’s poised to be as impressively great as ever.
Theodore Roosevelt announced on the ERB YouTube channel that the sporadic, but still incredibly popular series will commence Season 3.5 on May 5 and consist of no less than six new biweekly installments. Those installments will also feature the likes of Weird Al (as we don’t know what yet), Smosh (as Cinderella’s Seven Dwarfs), Rhett & Link (as we don’t know what yet, either), Walter White (played by we don’t know who, but I’m guessing ERB co-creator Peter Shukoff), Goku (played by we don’t know who, but I’m guessing ERB co-creator Lloyd Ahlquist), and more.
In addition to the next season of Rap Battles, Roosevelt also made a potentially polarizing, but masterfully unbiased announcement and informed viewers about where they can find information on the Affordable Care Act. Shukoff and Ahlquist were, after all, recently sitting around a conference table with President Obama, discussing ways in which young Americans can be better informed about national issues and their health care options.