What’s the most you’ve ever rapped about cookies? One, two lines, maybe? I’ve never tried it personally, but it seems Jesse Wellens of Prank Vs. Prank fame is an expert. The goofball YouTuber has released a music video called ‘Cookie Dance‘ under his alter ego, Chip Chocolate.
The ‘Cookie Dance’ features some dope rhymes about its titular subject, alongside some ridiculous shots of Wellens bathing in milk, showering cookies onto scantily-clad women, wearing a huge cookie bling, and much more. Seriously, you should probably just check it out for yourself:
The ‘Cookie Dance’ is the first music video on the Chip Chocolate YouTube channel. “The idea originated because I love cookies so much, and I just feel like, cookies are so delicious,” Wellens told Entertainment Weekly. “When I eat a cookie, it makes me want to dance, cause I’m so happy that I’m enjoying a cookie. So I figured you could burn some calories and enjoy a cookie at the same time. So it’s like a wash when you eat one.”
That’s an explanation that works for me, and I’m sold on Chip Chocolate. I think this channel needs to have four million subscribers, too.