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New York Times' 'T Takes' are Shorts with Style

At the online Style Magazine of the New York Times, an arty, 12-part web series starring twelve of film’s most promising stars wraps up this week and puts  the unknown Brody Baker on the filmmaker map.



Baker, previously uncredited with any projects, was hired by T: The New York Times Style Magazine (which had already curated an impressive collection of short videos) to direct T Takes, a series of vignettes taking place in a Utah motel. The episodic films feature a couple of big actors (Josh Lucas and Josh Hartnett) and a number of up-and-comers already familiar to indie film and cable TV fans (such as The Wire’s Morena Baccarin and Andre Royo and Funny Games’ Michael Pitt and Brady Corbet).




Baker went to this year’s Sundance Film Festival and snagged the actors, offering to give them a respite from endless screenings, junkets, and parties (sounds miserable, right?), and enlisting them to improvise in a series of linked short films at a small, funky Utah motel (in the film,  it’s named "Viking Lodge") outside of Park City, UT.



The actors play residents of the motel, whose individual stories loosely interweave with one another, and where each swatch is an exercise in style and technique.  Dialogue – and come to mention it, even monologue – is scarce in each installment. The audience can deduce some semblance of a plot, but nothing is too obvious or particularly literal.  There’s a lot of inferring to do.



###Some of the stronger pieces include a comical short starring Jason Ritter (son of Nancy Morgan and the late John Ritter, and grandson of Hollywood Western actor Tex Ritter) in which he calls a restaurant to get some grub. What starts as a simple food order, grows into an absurdly large request for one man’s appetite, and even though we can’t make out the guy on the other end of the line, he’s amazed by the sheer volume of Ritter’s nervous request.  The short begs the question, "Why all the food?"



In another intriguing piece, the stunning Morena Baccarin gives us an exercise in method acting as she spends her three minutes on camera capturing the excruciating, yet mesmerizing, routine of a woman with OCD getting ready in her room (for what, we’re not sure). From the cliché of flicking the lights on and off three times to the delicate practice of pulling on her thigh-high stockings in concentrated repetition, Baccarin tells her part of her troubled story without uttering a word.



The idea that T Takes is an episodic film, meant to be viewed in order, somehow adding up to a succinct narrative, is tricky. Daily installments at three minutes a pop make for a fine series, so long as they are spread out with enough space for adequate rumination and perhaps a recharge of patience. Strung together, the almost-complete film is exasperating, if not a touch self-indulgent.



Yet, even though T Takes suffers from a case of ‘concept over content,’ the magazine’s ongoing effort in the space of internet video, with its independent spirit and impressive roster of personalities, has proven to be stylish and smart. And not for nothing, but the folks over at the Times should also be commended for fostering fledgling talent and giving it a chance to shine.

Most Viewed YouTube Vid Removed

You got your baby with infectious laugh. Your Potter Puppet Pals. Your Pachelbel’s Canon. Some official music videos and, of course, your Evolution of Dance (though, with this last one, I honestly never understood why).

YouTube’s “Most Viewed (All Time)” list is some prime, venerated real estate, featuring some of the web’s best known videos and representing roughly 920 million total views. Last Monday, Italian Clarus Bartel gave up his plot at the top.

Tired of the abuse and accusations that he was bringing down the house of YouTube, the seemingly innocuous Bartel removed his homemade remix of Brazilian band Cansei de Ser Sexy’s (CSS) Music is My Hot Hot Sex (which itself made headlines late last year for being the inspiration for a homemade-turned-TV iPod commercial).

“I was fed up [with the abuse and accusations of statistical manipulation],” Bartel related to the Sydney Morning Herald. “I am not interested in the first place if this is the price I have to.”

Uploaded last April, the video amassed over 100 million views before removal, and – as the super sleuths and Nubm3rs consultants at Waxy discovered – had a a 1:21,847 view:rating ratio, where 1:590 is the norm.  Those stats raise suspicions, especially since the video is just not that good. I’d say it could get a few million for being based around a hit song, but how it got views anywhere in the 8 digits is shady indeed.

Joovc Doovde Player

During a short-lived crank call phase in junior high school, playing alphabet games with customer support was the most intelligent thing my friends and I could come up with:

Whatever Company’s Customer Service: Yes, may I please have your confirmation code?

12-year-old me through intermittent laughter: Ummmm, yeah. So, it’s “SEYMP718”…that’s “S” as in “sea”…“E” as in “eye”…“Y” as in “you”…“M” like mnemonic…“P” like pneumonia….

Hysterical, I know, but not nearly as funny as the acronym-based practical joke below, replete with foreign, faux-retro electronics commercials for visual accompaniment.

Stereotypes and Emotions Run High in 'Sands of Passion'

“Like infidels through an hourglass, so are the Sands of Passion,” coos the title sequence voice over of this “Al Qaeda soap opera” set somewhere in a very Western stereotyped Middle East, where fathers pressure their sons to become suicide bombers, patients demand kidneys meant for transplant be converted from Judaism to Islam, and men get hot and bothered by bared wrists.

Sands of Passion’s format isn’t so surprising given that soap opera spoofs seem to be something of a mini-trend these days: My Damn Channel’s raunchy Horrible People (“The nine months I spent inside you were like a mucus-y prison! I couldn’t wait to get out!” “And I couldn’t have been more disgusted by your birth if I shit out an eight pound turd!”) and Crackle and Jerry Zucker’s (who produced Airplane! and Naked Gun) National Banana’s absurdist General Elevator (the entire show takes place in one of those giant hospital elevators) are also using the overwrought genre to for comedic purposes.

But Sands, also a Crackle/National Banana product, sets itself apart from its brethren by intrepidly diving into politically incorrect territory.

###While a few Ann Coulters still refer to the Middle East as one big Islamic fundamentalist carnival of Western-hating fanatics, the majority of thinking Americans have tempered their post-9/11 rage with an evenhanded understanding that “No, they’re not all like that.”



Sands of Passion throws this caution to the wind by making virtually all of its Muslim characters repressed, women-demeaning anti-Semites who would, for instance, stop in the middle of performing surgery to heed the call to prayer. It’s the kind of taboo-busting satire that can currently play out only in inexpensive webisodes as opposed to television shows (the now punchless SNL wouldn’t touch this material with a ten foot pole) or most movie screens, exaggerating the backwards elements of Middle Eastern Muslim culture to call them out as the hindrances to liberty that they are.

The soap opera genre makes sense for this mission because of its built-in melodrama and off the wall plot contrivances. Like Horrible People and General Elevator, Sands of Passion features over-overacting and scene-punctuating close-ups (it never fails to have characters pull funny faces during those lugubrious zoom-ins), but it’s in the sometimes-intertwining plotlines – a wife discovers, with the help of the intrusive Taliban, her husband is gay; an American doctor observes the strange practices of a hospital run more on the principles of religion than science; the son of that suicide bomb-obsessed father falls in love with a girl whose love interests have all killed themselves in the name of Allah – that the show falls flat.

It’s not too tasteless to work, it just lacks the sharp writing (one joke that sorta hits: “I bet it looks great,” says Mustafah to burkah-concealed Sophera, who’s just gotten her hair done) and goofy deadpan once perfected by Zucker to sell the obvious anti-clichés.

Even across just nine short episodes, Sands of Passion goes on too long with merely a single, if potentially subversive, joke.

Eco-Surfing with 'On the Push'

Seriously, what’s cooler than surfing? Surfers don’t just ride the waves – they are one with nature. They don’t just predict ocean patterns, they have an intuitive, almost cosmic kinship with the great deep blue. Slate’s review of The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer said it right: “there’s something about the very act of surfing that connotes an otherworldly mystery.”  Not to mention, surfers also master some pretty gnarly terminology. 



It would make sense that in their innate connection to the ocean, surfers would have a stake in the climate crisis.  They’re amateur meteorologists, using sophisticated metrics like tides, swells, wind speeds and underwater topography to predict surfing conditions.  Sadly, eroding coasts, melting ice caps and excessive rainfall are jeopardizing one of the world’s most ethereal sports.



In reaction the climate crisis’ effect on surfing, a UK-based production company, Undercurrents, along with the org Surfers Path, has posted a series of podcasts called On the Push by filmmaker and surfer Anne Gallagher, which explores the impact of rising sea levels on Atlantic surfers in Northern Europe.



###The website is kind of a wreck (it’s nearly impossible to navigate efficiently between episodes, and much to my obsessive-compulsive chagrin, the episodes play in backwards order) and there’s little explanation of who’s behind On the Push, or what it’s really about. Which means you just got to watch it to find out what’s going on.  And there are a couple of noteworthy topics if you’re patient enough to tease them out.

One of the more incredible visuals is not a hang-ten on a drop-jaw swell, but  a 26-mile wave along the Severn Estuary caused by a tidal surge that “bore riders” catch and ride for its duration.  Another good segment is an interview with Chris Hines, the sustainability director of the Eden Project, a huge charity dedicated to education and, among other things, the environment. Hines explains the inception of the Eco Surfboard, which bills itself as the world’s most sustainable.  Unlike traditional Hawaiian boards made of koa and wili wili trees, Eco’s are 40% plant-based blank, laminated in hemp cloth and a bio-resin.



As the show points out, most surfers are already going “green,” setting up a number of organizations to help protect the shores they love so much. Surfers Path, which co-produces On the Push, is responsible for the first “eco-friendly” surf magazine, printed on 100% recycled paper, printed with soy ink.

Another org, Surfers Against Sewage (I say, aren’t we all—surfers and non-surfers alike—against sewage?), is a British campaign that rallies for clean water, threatened by excessive rain and overflowing sewage.  (They have a cool quiz that is featured on the show called “How Green a Surf Warrior Are You?” which explains the dangers of climate change to surfers and rates your eco-intelligence.)



The fact that On the Push is a British vidcast, directed mainly at local surfers makes it a little less relevant to people outside of its geographic area. Add to that the problem of navigating through the content, and the show has a couple of strikes against it. But the message is universal and and certainly an important piece of “ecotainment.”



Perhaps someone should steal the concept for On the Push, and shoot in California and Hawaii. Lord knows it wouldn’t be the first time we snagged a programming idea from across the pond.


Commentary 2.0 with Slikstr

Slikstr is a mock videoblog of the titular start-up, which aims to be “the world’s first user-created and -controlled company” with content entirely dictated and directed by its customers.

What does Slikstr actually do, you ask? Not much, really. And that’s the joke: Waiting for Godot exasperation set in the quotidian absurdity of the cubicle and boardroom.

Yes, it’s a rip on The Office (just so we get that out of the way right now), but with a twist of Lonelygirl‘s YouTube that allows viewers to not only believe the company’s real, but also watch the action from a variety of behind the scenes perspectives: vlogs, Second Life board meetings, interviews with “staff,” and sneak peeks at applicant interviews.

The whole thing essentially parodies the myriad of useless interactive websites and jobs that have exponentially multiplied since the boom of Web 2.0 start-ups: the company’s mission is not only completely superfluous, but its employees have also learned to speak in pseudo-professional jargon like “implement social networking tools” and constant reaffirmations that “YOU” the customer, is the creator that prove so necessary to convince themselves that what they’re doing is of importance.

###Even though they’re clueless. Slikstr COO Michael Golan puts a smooth-selling, overoptimistic face on the company’s complete lack of actual content (watch him double talk his way through an explanation of his duties); Creative Director of Projects Joel Radcliffe has a nonchalant demeanor (an interview with him on what he does is riddled with “you know”s); Hannah Lindman, Director of Community Management and Support, maintains a bubbly exterior but doesn’t understand what’s going on; CEO Louis Ebbage seems to exist only through his Second Life avatar, and addresses customers with gems such as, “Slikstr is a dream, a dream of what can happen when technology and inspiration combine. Techperation, I call it”; and poor new hire Rob DiMenno is the only one honest enough to admit to being befuddled.



Jamison recently sat down with Slikstr creator Matt Feldman of Neovids.tv to discuss the project and its evolution.


Matt Feldman of Slikstr

Slikstr places one more layer on the art-imitating-life scrim by adopting the very “social networking tools” it mocks to better involve viewers in the fun.  There’s a blog, a wikidot page with business plan, and page where you can create your own Slikstr video mashups.

So, ironically, Slikstr (real version) is offering viewers the very interactive options that Slikstr (fake version) would like to institute but probably won’t have the skills to pull off. In any case, we’re rooting for the Slikstr team: after all, we’re members of it.

The Guild's Trifecta and Why the Show's so Good

In the past three weeks, three major online video entities – ON Networks, Yahoo!, and YouTube – have held their respective online video awards. They all have one thing in common: The winner.

Despite playful death threats from the competition (I’m talking to you, Yuri, you rascally rabbit, you), The Guild won ‘em all, taking home a cash prize and the option for a distribution deal from ON, bragging rights and yet-to-be revealed prizes from Yahoo!, and better bragging rights, a mantelpiece, and a yet-to-be revealed super-secret party invite from YouTube.

In the wake of the show’s Maverick-like wave of web video accolades, series creator, star, and “sun-deprived, alabaster-skinned, nerd fantasy,” Felicia Day has been busy on the media circuit. But before then, at SXSW, I got a chance to catch up with her and co-star Sandeep Parikh to talk about losing your life to role-playing games (I can totally relate, btw – the now defunct Dragon’s Gate stole 14 or so months of my teenage years) and how the show came to be:

I’m a fan of the show, but is it really that good that it should have won all these awards? Yes. Here are a few reasons why:

Read On…

Bad Writing Gets Busted in 'Script Cops'

When I saw the opening "frame" of Crackle.com’s Script Cops  I thought, “I wonder how long until these guys get wrist-slapped for appropriating the Cops logo.” Then I thought, “What the hell is this?”
I suppose the title could have have tipped me off:  Script Cops takes place in an alternate universe in which bad script-writing is a criminal offense.  Written and directed by Scott Rice – who just so happens to teach screenwriting at the University of Texas – and shot in the same style as the venerable reality show, Cops – in which po-po cruise their regular beats for potential “bad boys" – Script Cops is a series of one-minute, “on-location” shake-downs, capturing offensive screenwriters by both force and hand-held cameras.  The result is a Reno 911 for the Writers Guild of America.


FYI, this embed is from AOL Video because Crackle doesn’t allow embeds.
 

 

Episode 1 invokes the trailer trash trope when the patrol scopes out a domestic disturbance at a double-wide. The offender is a sci-fi hack who has wasted a good chunk of his life toiling over a lousy script about the ill-fated planet Galdon, while his wife has pleaded with him to let it go. When the wayward writer refuses to “drop the script,” he is tackled to ground at gunpoint. The show goes black, and the end-title “write well” sits quietly on the screen for all to ponder. 

###It’s funny. It’s cute. It’s ironic. (And not because the show itself is written poorly; it’s actually really well-done.) And it’s also a one-joke premise – not that I mind one-joke shows.

Remember, this is the same reviewer who liked Retarded Policeman, and also one of the six people who tuned in regularly to ABC’s short-lived Cavemen. Script Cops feels a lot like a clever and wacky advertising campaign – some sort of PSA sponsored by the WGA. I don’t know if I buy it as a series, per se. A commercial, yes.  

Still, each episode is a charming little spoof, combining examples of bad writing with common occurrences in law enforcement. You can imagine the bull session in which SC’s creators came up with ideas for their episodes, like, “What if we rescue a laptop from a tree?” or “How about if we charge a student filmmaker with a cliché misdemeanor?” 

The possibilities might be endless, but how many of these episodes do you need to watch before you say, “Alright – I get it. Next!”  But then again, I liked them all and that’s the way I feel about the original Cops, too.

Perhaps the funniest thing about Script Cops is the idea that police officers – of all people – would care about bad writing. Not to criticize the nation’s finest, but the notion of a bad-writer round-up, or a sting at an Ed Wood meeting is about as absurd as it gets. Script Cops is a film snob fantasy, in which a police state controls writing quality, where penning the poorly-received Freddy Got Fingered is grounds for incarceration.

Come to think of it, I could suggest a few web show writers they might want to arrest…

Test Films on 'Indy Mogul'

The great thing about Indy Mogul is that there are a lot of great things about Indy Mogul, and even if you’re not a wannabe Spielberg on a budget, this Next New Networks do-it-yourself special effects station has elements that will entertain.

One of those is the Test Film. After the talented Erik Beck teaches you how to create super-cool effects (Mortal Kombatesqe cyborg faces, Sci-Fi space helmets, rip a heart out of someone’s chest, etc.) on a ridiculously low budget, he and Justin Johnson put his props to use and shows how his effects can affect the quality of a short film.

Last night, Erik and Justin showed up at Big Screen Little Screen. We learned how to build an “eye in the sky,” remote controlled, camera pod, and watched it catch surveillance footage of an illegal, underground, board game gambling ring. Check out Lock, Stock, and Four Hungry Hippos below:


Sweet video. What’s the secret? In addition to Erik’s effects, Justin says all it takes is “slow motion and a lot of smoke machine.” That, and casting terribly adorable kids as violent mob bosses is sure to make any indy mogul’s film a good one.

South Park Studios Streams Full Episodes

Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and Viacom have made good on their promise to make full episodes of South Park available online. You can now catch all 169 (and counting) episodes from 12 seasons dating back to the August 13, 1997 network premiere and spanning to whatever aired last week at your one-stop shop, SouthParkStudios.com. 

The video could use a tune-up, but the rest of the experience runs smoothly, with only a couple 15-second spots during each episode, and easy navigation. Alas, no embeds, but you can toggle to full-screen and bonus – bad words aren’t bleeped. (Aside: How much longer will that kind of web language last before it’s regulated?)


Less than six months ago, MTV Networks announced its plans to launch two dozen targeted websites early this year to function as online destinations for niche communities and already popular TV shows. Unless I’m overlooking a big part of the Internet, they came up way short of 24. But there are at least three online extensions of television programs that make the execs at MTV look like they know what they’re doing.

South Park Studios, TheDailyShow.com, and JackassWorld.com all offer fans multiple ways to interact with the shows and watch full episodes on-demand. MTV Networks Chairman and Chief Exectuive Judy McGrath notes that having the shows available online doesn’t hurt television ratings. It helps. Like Steve says, “duh.”

Easter Bunnies Gone Bad

The Easter Bunny confuses me. 2,000 years ago, a near-naked man was stripped, beaten, tortured, and nailed through his hands and feet onto a wooden crucifix. Two days later he arguably rose from the dead, and two millennia later celebrations of the event involve benevolent, gift-bearing bunnies with fluffy white fur. How could such a cute and cuddly be the mascot for something so violent?

History has an answer. In the same way Peeps found Jesus, eggs and rabbits found Easter. It’s based on Eastre – a Teutonic lunar goddess whose sacred animal was the hare and whose fertility celebration occurred around the Vernal Equinox. In order to get converts, early Christians realized it was easier to subsume these practices than fight against them. So they took what they were given (a Pagan ritual), added what they had (the death and resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth), and came up with a new holiday.

Still, despite its origins, the bunny seems misappropriated. Cruising the web, it appears that a few filmmakers would agree (or at least see the fuzzy animal as a ripe subject for satire). Check out the vids I watched this holiday weekend to see Easter Bunny interpretations with violent, Rabbit of Caerbannog associations.

Black20 – The Easter Bunny Hates You

The short that put the founders of Black20 production co. on the map and shows how much literal ass kicken’ the Easter
Bunny does the other 364 days a year.

###Sander Plug – Chocolade Haas


In collaboration with Dutch Filmmkaer
Lernert Engelberts and to the tune of a Nathan Larson composition, Dutch Filmmaker Sander Plug created this pretty picture of chocolate bunny mutilation.

Fewdio – The Easter Bunny is Eating My Candy

A teaser film from independent horror filmmakers, Fewdio that’s Pennywise meets The Omen, except trade the clown getup for a bunny costume. (Great find, Liz.)

Happy Tree Friends – Toothie’s Easter Smoochie


No bunnies here, but Toothy the Squirrel is cute enough to qualify. With a typical amount of Happy Tree Friends blood and gore, he shows the many dangers those Easter Eggs can hide.

If you celebrated, hope you had a happy holiday. Now it’s time to grab some Cadbury Crème Eggs before they sell out of the stores. Just be sure not to eat 50 at once.

Busy for Lunch?

Do your lunch plans involve some office-bound surfing?  Today’s your lucky day.

Priscilla Ahn — the alterative/folk singer with a soothing voice and gentle appearance to match — will be performing LIVE at FYI today at 2PM EST as part of the ongoing series showcasing "some of the best and most promising bands and artists the music industry has to offer."

If you’re in New York and want to catch the live performance, head on over  to 22 West 27th Street, 6th Floor at 2PM.  I hear you may even get some Chipotle, which sponsors the series.  We mentioned the last performance with Josh Kelley here.