Topless Woman Headlines ‘Conan’ and Huffington Post Writer’s FOD Series

Conan writer and Huffington Post contributor Guy Nicolucci released the first episode of the bizarre Funny Or Die web series The Ghost of Tom Carvel and a Real Topless Woman earlier this week.

The first episode, which features a guest appearance by comedian Andy Richter, introduces a show that is exactly what it sounds like: the ghost of legendary ice cream maker Tom Carvel (voiced by Conan writer Brian Stack) hosts a talk show with a half-naked woman (played by actress Dru Mouser). Don’t get too excited—her chest is blurred out.

Guy told Punchline Magazine, “I bought a friend a Carvel ice cream cake for his birthday and it got me on a two-day jag of talking like Carvel. When I finished annoying my wife and burning my throat out, I found this article that said Carvel might have been murdered. After that the series kind of fell into place. I still don’t know where the Topless Woman came from, but I’m glad she’s there.”