In the last five minutes I’ve seen The Exorcism of Emily Rose (court rooms + exorcists =/= entertaining), Candyman (woah young Virginia Madsen!) and Evil Dead II (which, I’m now ashamed to admit, I’ve never seen).
In each installment, Spider introduces a movie that the savvy editors at FEARnet have edited down to a little over a minute, then cues the Rob Zombie jingle. Over the next 66.6 seconds we see pivotal scenes from the film as my uncle from Long Island (I do not have an uncle from Long Island) plays the role of narrator and explains the on-screen action.
Check out all 10 miniaturized horror movies at the brand new FEARnet.com.