Edward R Murrow.  Walter Cronkite.  Pauly Shore.

That’s right, everyone’s favorite sometimes-celebrity is taking time off from…uh…whatever it is that Pauly Shore does, to pursue a career in hard-hitting, documentary-style, investigative journalism.  In Ripe TV’s Pauly Shore’s America, The Weasel travels the country covering top news stories in a way that only the star of Jury Duty can.  First stop: Texas’ ‘Yearning for Zion’ polygamist ranch:



I was intrigued and wanted to learn more, so I rang up the surprisingly serious Mr. Shore to get the inside scoop on his new career path.

Tilzy.TV: What is Pauly Shore’s America?

Pauly Shore: It’s basically my version of the news.  I’m trying to ask the questions and get to the point instead of the bullshit.  All the other reporters are like… you know what I mean?

TTV: Absolutely.

PS: They’re all great reporters but to me its like, I don’t think anyone cares.

TTV: Are you having fun?

PS: Yeah, I’m the one who initiated the first thing to go film down there.  I watch the news; it’s all I really do.  I think TV is so bad these days.  Everything is reality and I don’t really care about that.  The sitcom world is dead so I’m glued to what’s doing on in the world ’cause that’s more entertaining than a sitcom.

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In 2004, in a marketing/advertising campaign made exclusive for the web, American Express orchestrated the best buddy film ever. Directed by Barry Levinson, Jerry Seinfeld and Superman teamed up to discuss costumes and hindsight, talk about nothing, and show off the benefits of Amex’s theft and damage, 90-day warranty and roadside assistance.

Mo Rocca and persons-on-the-street don’t quite make as entertaining a duo, but it’s the latest coupling developed by a big-named brand aimed to woo potential users through web video.

Produced by Bank of America, Mo Banking puts the comedian, political satirist, Daily Show correspondent, and “fundit” back on the streets of NYC, asking passers-by about overdraft protection, bringing sexy banking back, and mobile account alerts.  Unfortunately, there are no questions about spank banks.

###They’re cute and punny, with Mo Rocca’s friendly, sly style, and probably dirt cheap to produce, but a little too shill for my tastes. IMO, the best forms of marketing fit the product nicely into the pitch instead of making it the focus.

The Amex card in Seinfeld and Superman was incidental, almost an after thought. Mo’s rockin’ the BofA banking tip just a touch too hard. Definitely watchable, but some subtlety could’ve gone a long way.

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Veronica Belmont who just last November left CNET to join Jason Calcanis‘ Mahalo Daily (which we’ve covered way too much), recently joined Revision 3‘s Tekzilla only to appear, once again, on the front page of CNET.  Apparently a distribution deal has been struck. 

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Meanwhile, Calcanis and Alex Albrecht – co-host of Revision 3’s flagship Diggnation, good bud of Digg and Rev3 founder Kevin Rose and second coolest citizen of Internet Town – have joined superpowers to find the new host of Mahalo Daily with a fun-lovin Mahalo Vlog Idol that’s recently received some measured criticism from Sarah Meyers, or Andrew Baron, or both.



Meanwhile meanwhile, the first serious African American US presidential contender has all but clinched the Democratic nomination, a deranged former first lady refuses to quit the race she can’t win, Russia is officially ruled by an evil dictator, and the world faces a humanitarian disaster of biblical proportions.  Who cares?  Lets return to self-obsessed geeks.



The new Tekzilla with Veronica Belmont is good, for a talky show about tech.  How could it not be?  What nerd doesn’t want to hang out with a techie chick that oozes charm.  That’s all I got, really.

I can’t help but send props to the architects of this new media orgy/love fest/hate parade.  If it was planned, it was well played.

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Flow.tv is an ultra-slick video portal devoted to the world of hip hop, from top stars to underground sensations.

We’ll get to the latter in the second, but first what hits you on the homepage is the serious access and content offered by its wide selection of shows – VIP Lounge and Funk Flex TV feature personal interviews with the likes of Snoop Dogg and Rihanna; Melyssa Ford provides the requisite flesh footage; and the Hip Hop Live Tour follows Brother Ali, Ghostface Killah, and Rakim on tour (billed as “on-stage, behind-the-scenes and on-the-road with a legend, a legend-in-the-making and a future hall-of-famer”). And that’s just a sampling.

Every video on the site has high quality, top-notch production (which makes sense, as shows like Funk Flex TV are broadcast offline as well). And even though the Flash-iness of the interface initially turned me off at first, it’s surprisingly fast and robust – the sharing and deep-linking functionality should win over any blogger.

But what’s the point of a site like this if you can’t rock the long tail, showcasing the kinds of artists you’re not as likely to see on BET or out on tour?

That’s where my favorite series makes some noise – URB’s Next 100, a partnership between Flow TV and URB Magazine. URB’s devoted to underground music, and they’ve been running their Next 100 feature (which scours the globe to find breaking artists and has expanded to 1000 online) in some form for nearly 15 years. Here’s a great video (via PSFK) of the URB brass discussing their roots, Next 100, and the collaboration with Flow TV.

###And the results of this exciting partnership speak for themselves – videos are posted on a more-or-less weekly basis, and the variety between interviews, performances, and music videos provides a real feel for each up-and-coming star.

I first heard about all this because I’m a big Mickey Factz fan and blog reader, so I’ll embed one of his videos below (check this out for even more rockin Factz work). Strangely I could only find it on the Flow TV imeem channel and not the main site, which seems to be a few days behind. Such is the fast-paced world of web video, I suppose.

At any rate, do yourself a favor, watch as much of the series as you can (featuring acts like Pacific Division, Nobody Famous, and B.o.B., who spits mad game at the camera) and then chase down the music – your summer car rides will thank you.

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Again, Jay Smooth is on point. This Democratic Primary season has overextended its welcome. It’s gone on for sooooooo lllllooooonnnnnggggg that neither candidates nor news organizations have anything new to say, and the media’s drowning in a murky sea of election results and prediction analysis that gets deeper and less navigable as the process drags on.

If I could pop a few Waitmates and wake up in late August to hear Howard Dean announce whoever the smoke-filled room decided would be the Dem’s nominee, I would.

But those wonder pills don’t yet exist and, unfortunately, you can’t splice together an entertaining montage that condenses the future like you can for the past. In seven minutes (that’s not exactly Mahalo-like efficiency, but it’s still short), Slate takes you on a informal yet informative, speedy tour of the Democractic Primary season thus far:

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Just two days after TBS’ Super Deluxe released the first part of Brad Neely’s tour de force, China, Il., Turner announced that it’s folding the online comedy site into its broadcast television brand equivalent, AdultSwim.com. Paidcontent has the internal memo:

“Our management of the Turner Animation, Young Adults & Kids brands requires us to always look for efficient, strategic ways to grow them. In Super Deluxe.com and Adult Swim.com, we have businesses whose potential for individual growth is limited by their increasingly complementary content. Rather than position them as competitors for the same audience, the smarter move is to consolidate the two brands to create a richer, stronger platform that builds on Adult Swim’s number-one position with young adults.”

It makes sense. One of the most successful shows on Super Deluxe – Tim and Eric Awewsome Show, Great Job! – is repurposed from Adult Swim, and the rest of the site’s content library – including The Maria Bamford Show, Bob Odenkirk’s Derek and Simon, Layers, Professor Brothers, and Baby Cakes, and excluding Norm MacDonald’s Fake News – are almost guaranteed to be favorites (if they aren’t already) with Adult Swim’s “edgy,” young audience.

###It’s a mystery why they weren’t one on the same in the first place.

Still, it’ll be sad to see Super Deluxe go. Along with NBC’s DotComedy and Comedy Central’s Motherload, it was one of the first major online video efforts backed by a big old media brand, and has produced some of the best online originals (listed above) to date.

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If Petronius’ novel, Satyricon had documented any type of entomological tendencies in the debauched life of Roman emperor Nero, then Green Porno – Isabella Rossellini’s new online mini-series for the Sundance Channel – would’ve likely been a scene in Fellini’s 1969 moving-picture interpretation.

Both directed by and starring the Italian model, actress, and former Mrs. Scorsese, the series of short films debuted this week and depict a woman with child-like wonder fantasized into hyper-color costumes of anatomically correct worms, spiders, flies, and other household insects.

With a dramatic string section for a soundtrack that elegantly accents the narrator’s awe, we’re taken on a journey of bug-on-bug action, learning in semi-graphic detail about the little critters’ copulation practices as the dirty deeds get played out on screen.  The end result is an anti-Japanese Bug Fight, or what would happen to a zoology student who took hardcore hallucinogenics on insect day:

Though it has some trappings of a Fellini flick, there’s no Jungian archetypes or metaphors for collective unconscious here. Sometimes a show about insects having sex is just a show about insects having sex.

After working on a number of projects together in the past 18 months, the Sundance Channel asked Rossellini if she’d like to create “flashy” short films about the environment that could be easily viewed on mobile devices. I’d be cute to think of it as the product of a language barrier, that Rossellini took “flashy” to mean “sex” and “environment” to mean “bugs,” but the truth is much more straightforward. As Rossellini states:

“I’ve always been interested in animals and animal behavior. Among the thing you read about is their sexual lives, their reproduction, if they take care of their babies, what they eat, etc. And everybody’s interested in sex, so I figured, let’s go there! I wanted people to laugh, but then to leave and say, ‘Wow. I didn’t know about that.’”

The title’s origin is equally unenchanting. Co-director Jody Shapiro told Wired they chose the title “Green Porno” in hopes of picking up some accidental viewers in search of the interent’s most useful type of media.

It’s not really that hardcore, and it’s not even human, but I bet a lot of those who randomly stumble upon the series will be pleasantly surprised.  It’s great.  A playful excursion to an informative, fantasy land of unitards and cardboard cutouts that’s still real enough to edify and, at times, gross you out.

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Because I was a big Norm MacDonald fan as a kid – his Burt Reynolds and Weekend Update were my favorite parts of SNL, before he got fired and the show became unwatchable  – I’ve attempted to avoid seeing anything else he’s been in, since everything – aside from a fantastic cameo in Billy Madison – has been panned.  

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Cooking with Coolio and Dinner with the Band are spinoffs, I think.  Jennifer Robbins, a veteran web designer and best-selling author of various books for (wannabe) geeks, started Cooking with Rockstars (Tilzy Page) in 2003, before most of us even realized that the internet might deliver video. 



This novel concept, which aims to reach behind the public persona of indie rockers and uncover their souls through culinary preferences, hasn’t fully realized its dreams just yet, but it is off to a big start.  Logistical restraints have prevented actual cooking with rockstars, but Jen assures me 2008 is the year it will happen.  Despite the lack of hands-on cooking, conversations about cooking with rockstars are refreshingly entertaining.

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They say that social media is all about the connections you make in the real world, and it’s true.  Jennifer Robbins is one of the nicest people on and off the internets.  I was lucky enough to catch up with her at South by Southwest.  Check it.

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Stay tuned for what is sure to be some guileless entertainment when real rockstars (and Jen) start really cookin’.

UPDATE:

Jen has assured me that the cooking is “coming right up.” 

“Nada Surf and Dresden Dolls are already in the can.  I am also heading out to LA this weekend to do some cooking with the Submarines… so I made good on my promise, ” Jen said via email.

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Chances are, if you’re reading this, you’re likely to be at least mildly familiar with the blogeratti.  In the age of Web 2.0, these “citizen journalists” have helped make Nick Denton rich, Perez Hilton famous, and Jason Kottke a ta

While, at worst, they’re known to spew venomous criticisicm at often-undeserving subject material, the small circle of young media junkies – which has validated blogging as a genuine profession (despite what old people say) – is comprised of those possessing especially clever, original, and – indeed – snarky voices.

The concept is simple: these two buddies – he’s gay, she’s not (but publicly touts her widespread promiscuity) – appear onscreen, answering questions about sex submitted by readers.

And, although they don’t necessarily come out and say it, they’re always blazed.

###Every installation of “Pot Psychology” is highly (!) enjoyable, and whenever I watch I always find myself sporting an unmedicated grin from ear to ear.   If you were to take the pot movie genre and subtract bad writing and cloying actors, what you’re left with is  an effortlessly entertaining display of how funny it is to witness genuinely charming, smart buddies try to channel their energy into doling out advice and refraining from hysteric fits of laughter.  

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We’re all nerds at heart.  Especially me, and yes, even you.  Admit it, you’re fascinated with scientific phenomena and especially get all hot and bothered when it’s explained to you in plain terms by friendly, ostensibly benevolent, white males.

That’s why people like us have watched Mr. Wizard since its 1951 premiere; that’s why we reveled in its 70s and 80s revivals.  It’s also why we tuned into Beakman’s World and Bill Nye the Science Guy in the 90s.


The magic of television has assured that there’s a TV scientist for every generation.  But what about this internet generation?  Who’s our informative guy with a Ph.D. or equivalent experience, making Newtonian principles and Edisonian experiments accessible to the masses?

Enter veteran science educator Robert Krampf.  Krampf is an endearingly quirky individual, sporting big glasses and an awesome, bushy, salt-and-pepper beard, who has made it his mission to spread the joy that is everyday science to anyone with a computer and two minutes to spare.



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So they might be the least exclusive award winners since your elementary school teacher handed out gold stars to the entire class, but their teeming numbers doesn’t signify any lack in quality. The 2008, 12th Annual Webby Awards today released the list of those who’ll give five-word acceptance speeches and take home silvery, springy, spiraly statuettes of binary at upcoming ceremonies during Internet Week in NYC.

Both the panel-of-industry-judges-determined and “People’s Voice” winners were announced. Some favorites include Angry Alien’s Bunny Theatre, Little Minx’s Exquisite Corpse, Wainy Days, You Suck at Photoshop, and Tom Green. Check out the full list here.

An argument could easily be made to substantiate all the winners (i.e. they’re all good), with one exception that Steve points out.

There’s no way the Ricther Scales should’ve won Best Viral Video for Here Comes Another Bubble. Ripping off Billy Joel is neither novel nor entertaining, and their cheesy rendition relies far too heavily on insider humor to be award-winning material. Tay Zonday or Obama Girl should’ve won this, no questions asked, but I suppose all academies are prone to gross errors in judgment.

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