During a short-lived crank call phase in junior high school, playing alphabet games with customer support was the most intelligent thing my friends and I could come up with:
Whatever Company’s Customer Service: Yes, may I please have your confirmation code?
12-year-old me through intermittent laughter: Ummmm, yeah. So, it’s “SEYMP718”…that’s “S” as in “sea”…“E” as in “eye”…“Y” as in “you”…“M” like mnemonic…“P” like pneumonia….
Hysterical, I know, but not nearly as funny as the acronym-based practical joke below, replete with foreign, faux-retro electronics commercials for visual accompaniment.